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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Steven Seagal has got the blues


So, I heard that Steamroller Productions was looking for a personal assistant to travel for a world music tour.
I checked out Steamroller Productions and it's headed up by the one and only Steven Seagal.
Seagal is going on a world tour???
Hm...
Reading Defamer today, I found out he indeed is and I missed his L.A. show last night! Damnit!

Look at that picture! He has sort of a Wayne Newton thing going on...

Wait!...gasp!....has Seagal gone all soft!? Check out those arms!!!

www.stevenseagal.com

1 Comments:

At 12:38 AM, Blogger Froggity said...

The hell you say that Seagal has gone soft. He's only luring the evildoers into a false sense of security! Soon a black-clad, pimped-out, nuclear-powered ninja demon will burst forth from his chubby loins, ready to wreak Seagalistic vengeance on all those who dare oppose him.

When that moment comes you shall rue the day you posted the soft thoughts on your blog. Oh yes, rueful will you be on that day.

The day of rueing approaches.

Froggity.

 

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