Steven Seagal has got the blues

So, I heard that Steamroller Productions was looking for a personal assistant to travel for a world music tour.
I checked out Steamroller Productions and it's headed up by the one and only Steven Seagal.
Seagal is going on a world tour???
Hm...
Reading Defamer today, I found out he indeed is and I missed his L.A. show last night! Damnit!

Look at that picture! He has sort of a Wayne Newton thing going on...

Wait!...gasp!....has Seagal gone all soft!? Check out those arms!!!

www.stevenseagal.com