Look! Celebrities have the same problems as we do! (or worse actually)

Was just checking out THE BEST WEBSITE EVER for the 15th time today and at the top of the page saw an article about Dustin "I Will Even Refer to Myself as Screech Until the Day I Die" Diamond.
It appears that he will be homeless soon due to foreclosure on his home in Wisconsin and he wants to enlist the help of non-celebrity folk to help him pay for his house. We wants YOU to buy a t-shirt of HIM looking homeless with a quote on the back in ugly font saying, "I paid $15.00 to save Screech's house".
The novelty of this made me almost buy a t-shirt, then I thought, this dude is quite possibly one of the most iconic characters of our generation and he needs US to help him pay for his house? This is the beautiful thing about Hollywood.

Beautiful, crazy thing.

Good luck, my friend. Use that D-list power to your full advantage.
Can your ten inch penis somehow help you save your house?

If you're feeling nostalgic and empthaetic today then get yourself a t-shirt with a homeless looking Screech on it.
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