Vintage Clothing Handsome Dad Toe Sucking

Here is another reason why Austin is way cooler than your city.

We like to wear each other's clothing.

It's true.

You will not come across a more happy recycling city than Austin.

Well, maybe Portland.

But who wants to live in Portland?

Nobody.

Though the two cities are almost identical- rent and population about the same, both are excellent bike cities, both use the motto, "Keep (Insert City Here) Weird", Austin has a substantially lower unemployment rate (6.9 vs. 10.8).

And the hipsters are more friendly and tolerable here. We actually smile.

This Saturday one of our favorite local bloggers, Austin Eavesdropper, is hosting the first ever Rock N' Swap at the Beauty Bar 6-10PM. Bring 10 items to swap or $5 to get in. You'll be able to rummage through everyone's clothing with one hand, while nestling a free rum cocktail in the other. There will be music and cupcakes as well.

RSVP here

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So the old man is in town this weekend, which means we will be mistaken time and time again for a creepy old player and his young money hungry wife.

Take a look at this fella. Isn't he handsome?

I haven't seen him in awhile and I'm looking forward to showing him what Austin is all about.

We're checking out the Foot Patrol show tomorrow night at Antone's.
If you don't know what Foot Patrol is, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Think Stevie Wonder with a foot fetish.
I was even lucky enough to have my toes sucked on by TJ.