Hipster Gift Guide Pt. 1

Ok, we all hate hipsters, even if we are one, but there is no denying that hipsters have good taste in movies, music, art, and clothing.

Or maybe they just tell you that.

Anyways, if you're having difficulty finding a gift for that adorable little hipster in your convoluted life, then you're a shitty friend.

Here is a list of some stuff you can buy them.

1.) Nothing says I love you in a homo-erotic way than a Tobias Funke sock monkey with exposed balls.

"Those are balls."

2.) A Spinal Tap t-shirt that doesn't reference the number 11?

Or maybe just give them a shit sandwich for Christmas.

3.) In case you were trying to subtly tell your friends that you're a homicidal maniac that has a thing for Oliver People glasses and Huey Lewis and didn't know how to say it.

4.) For only $150 you can get your honey Vincent Gallo's dried cum on a t-shirt. For substantially more, she can carry his offspring.

How 2004....

5.) Thought DeLoreans were a thing of the past? Well think again. For only $57K you can finally reenact the ending scene of "Back to the Future" like you've always wanted to and have been waiting for your entire life.

6.) Customize a Republic bike for that hipster biker in your life. Make sure you get them a fucking brightly colored bike cap too.

(If I could eat this photo and magically morph into it, I would)

7.) To satiate the unbridled Rick Moranis lover in your life, get them a copy of Moranis' country album "The Agoraphobic Cowboy" at Rickmoranis.com

8.) Just in time for the holidays! A box set that will not only blow your friends away, but your parents too! Everyone needs the sweet sounds of Daryl Hall and John Oates in their life.

EVERYONE.

Make sure you throw in a pack of fake mustaches too.