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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Hairy Gay Men

As I anxiously await the Austin Bloggers Bleet-Up tomorrow, I've been biding my time (i.e. becoming categorically obsessed) with checking my blog referrals. I feel like I've suddenly been given a super human power. The power of peering into the human psyche and realizing that the entire world is one giant gay man.

Do you know the most commonly searched item in where my blog pops up, is "Hairy Gay Men" or "hairygaymen" (for you lazy people who don't like to hit the space bar, or does combining the words together symbolize some kinky shit that I don't understand?). Other search items are variations of the former such as "OLD GAY MEN ON VACATION PICTURES" and "Sailor Gay Man".

My favorite searches are probably "My roommate is like the one in Single White Female" and "Ice Buckets in Downtown L.A." (who Googles that?....or does it symbolize some kinky shit that I don't understand?)

Other honorbale mentions include:
Caleb Followill Sexy Dancing
Ruth Fisher Worst Character
Rob Evans Sucks Dick
Disco Pant
Discovering Sexuality

When I read these referrals, a strong image is conjured: A big gay "bear" sitting at his computer, shopping on AmericanApparel.net, watching "Six Feet Under" and thinking how much he hates his Mom, Kings of Leon playing in the background and daydreaming about the lead singer dancing with no shirt on.

YES! I've reached my intended audience (and let me tell you, in another life I would be a big hairy bear too).

P.S. I know Alec Baldwin is not gay. I can tell you from first-hand experience that he is AN ASS though.


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10 Comments:

At 12:29 PM, Blogger Richard said...

Best post I have read in a while. Love it.

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger That Chelsea Girlâ„¢ said...

What is this first-hand experience?
I am way excited for the bleet-up also!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger M said...

This made me lolz. I love to see where my readers come from too, though nothing on my list is quite as exciting as hairygaymen.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger mysterg said...

Damnit! I'm completely the opposite to your key demographic which has left me a lot to aspire to...

(I knew it! But at least tell me that he is a funny and charming ass?)

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Molly Lambert said...

http://chubarama.net/chu-boo-rama-2009-tony-as-homer/

 
At 2:33 AM, Blogger The Peach Tart said...

Hilarious. I love how people find us in the blogosphere.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger PS said...

Here in Europe hair like that is not allowed!!!!

 
At 7:34 AM, Blogger Pizza Girl said...

Haha, I never looked at the keywords part of my GoogleAnayltics till now and some of my suggestive ones are "dong in ass nice girl" (that one sat on my site for over a minute, I can't imagine what they found anything was even close to that!), "excessive camel toe girls", and "girl drops towel pizza guy"

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Hannah Miet said...

I love you.

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger To be Named at a Later Date said...

Shit! It looks like somebody's grafted a muskrat's pelt onto Baldwin's chest. Someone should contact PETA.

 

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