Hipstercrite: Mannequin Babies Love America

Monday, July 05, 2010

Mannequin Babies Love America

This weekend was Mommy and Skippy's big 4th of July shopping trip.
Skippy loves America.
She suggested to Mommy to show their American spirit by buying guns.
Mommy said ok.

Then Mommy and Skippy went clothes shopping to buy coordinating patriotic outfits.

But Skippy got a little excited with the gun and had an accident.

Mommy thought it was funny.

But in the end, everything was ok because Skippy is just a mannequin and Mommy went and had another drink.

11 Comments:

At 6:50 AM, April said...: Too funny. Love the patriotic outfit.
At 7:26 AM, Charmalade said...: Charlene vaguely frightened by Mommy and Skippy, but Charlene knows better not to judge, because Skippy has a gun.

Just wondering, though... do you have a bunch of mini clone-clothes lying around? Or do you terrorize the local shops? Either way, I thought Skippy losing an arm was funny, too. I'm terrible.

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At 9:02 AM, Kathryn said...: "But in the end, everything was ok because Skippy is just a mannequin and Mommy went and had another drink."

I may have laughed out loud at this...

Kate x
At 9:44 AM, lalalalauren said...: Hahahaha!
Poor Skippy
At 1:24 PM, kristy said...: hahaha. this is funny. the pictures are a perfect visual aid for this. is that you in them?

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At 1:47 PM, Hipstercrite said...: @One Blonde Girl- Ha! Thanks! I ended up buying the skirt.

@Charmalade- I don't think you can see in the pics, but Skippy is missing some fingers.

@Kate- :D

@Lalala- Oh Skippy is just fine! Skippy always gets her way!

@Kristy- Yep, that is me!
At 3:46 PM, Grant said...: You know I love me some Mannequin Babies.
At 5:09 PM, Kelli said...: Creepy and hilarious. Pray tell, where does one find a mannequin baby these days?
At 7:22 AM, Tabs the NPC said...: As soon as I read the first part of the post, my brain started singing 'Skippy's got a gun'
At 7:22 AM, Hipstercrite said...: @Grant- Come by and say hi to the mannequin baby soon!

@Kelli- You will see albino mannequin babies like that in windows of American Apparel. Most likely fingerless too.
At 7:23 AM, Hipstercrite said...: @Tabitha- Hahahaha! Mannequins are f'ing scary. Ever see the Twilight Zone episodes about mannequins?

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