Last Minute Hipster Halloween Costume- Your Ideas

Yesterday's post regarding last minute hipster Halloween costume ideas had such positive feedback that I wanted to hear your ideas!

Y'all are so clever...

Hall and Oates- (for Hall) blonde mullet, leather jacket or private detective coat, a list with a woman's kiss print on it, (for Oates) jheri curl wig, mustache, t-shirt with arms cut off, the ability to handle being second fiddle OR I like @dj_orion's idea better: carry around a bag of oats and when people ask what you're doing say, "I'm haulin' oats."

Antoine Dodson- black undershirt, red handkerchief, jheri curl wig, sass, discomfort in knowing that there is something still slightly racist about making fun of this (via josh)

The Hipster Grifter- pixie wig, headband, any Urban Outfitters ensemble, fake tattoos on chest, a copy of Vice Magazine, the weight of the world's hate on your shoulders (via @pollysyllabick)

Marc Bolan- Jheri curl wig, Bowie's hand-me-down fitted velvet three piece suit, boa, and glittery cheekbones (@leviharris)

Zombie David Foster Wallace- long hair wig in pony tail, frameless glasses, flannel, a copy of Infinite Jest, green and white make-up, a noose around your neck  (@benjamindobbin)

Burt Reynolds on Bear Skin Rug-nude underwear around your junk, spirit gum synthetic hair all over your chest and stomach, mustache, cigarette, oh, and a bear skin rug  (via @lugzzz)

Cast of Saved by the Bell- (group costume)-hold up an American Apparel (via @dunphy16)

All of Daniel Day-Lewis' Characters COMBINED!- a mustache, a top hat, a vintage suit with bow tie, a low rumbling voice with an accent of your choosing, a weapon and/or sidekick of your choosing, sex appeal in a bottle (via lola)

Juggalo- and ICP t-shirt, various gothic caccessories and make-up from Hot Topic, a mailing address that is your parent's basement, a deeply rooted hate for the world and yourself (via @mexikinda)

Dr. Strangelove- wheelchair, suit and tie, tinted glasses, blonde bouffant, cigarette, glove, German accent,
love for Peter Sellers (via Jenny) 

Spinal Tap (group costume)- black spandex leggings, guitar, rock star wigs and mullets, foil wrapped cucumber in pants, a sandwich with a toy shark in it, herpes on upper lip.

Corky St. Clair (for the advanced Christopher Guest fan)- blonde toupe, reading glasses, Judy Tenuta t-shirt or silk kimono, My Dinner With Andre action figures, a lisp, and an absent "wife". 

Maura Kelly (Marie Claire despised blogger)- a generous amount of self-loathing, covered by a thin veil (via @zeppomarxist) and clearly a shirt that says, "Thinspiration!" with a photo of Mike and Molly on it (via @inflammatorywrt)