Hipstercrite: Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Dude?

Monday, March 29, 2010

Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Dude?

While I work on a post about being a poor hipster...

Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Guy?

What is your pick?

"I may or may not be wearing underwear right now. You decide."

"Do you think these pants conceal my hips? I feel fat today."

"Come any closer and I'll slice you with my abs."

I never knew Paul Newman was Jewish. My grandma would approve!

Fail.

"Cary, do you think this makes us look gay?"

What a bush!

"Hello, Hunter? Guess what I'm wearing right now...."

Labels: Sexy Dead Dudes

27 Comments:

At 1:03 PM, Melanie's Randomness said...: Oh your captions are too funny! I like the one on the pool board! I think Marlon Brando & Paul Newman had the best.
At 1:08 PM, Unknown said...: paul newman ftw.
At 1:08 PM, Chai Latté said...: My vote is for Jesus!
At 1:25 PM, Sarah said...: ooo i love me some steve mcqueen!
At 1:34 PM, Una LaMarche said...: Mmmmm. Dead Paul Newman. [Cool] Hands [Luke] down.
At 2:14 PM, April said...: Mmmmm... a young (and breathing) Paul Newman. Nice. In high school I dated a guy whose dad looked just like Paul Newman. I practically lived at their house. Good times.
At 2:39 PM, Johana Hill said...: I'm going for Paul Newman's abs too! ;p
At 3:16 PM, Unknown said...: Can I add a nominee? Please?!!

Google seach images for Joseph Pilates (founder of the exercise regime).

Abs to die for at any age!!
At 3:51 PM, EmilyGustafson said...: Paul Newman! He's so hot!
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous said...: pauul muthafuckin newman!! lol
At 6:33 PM, Julie, The Wife said...: Paul Newman can put his dressing on my salad any day.
At 6:43 PM, Anonymous said...: Oh god...Steve McQueen...
At 7:38 PM, Coll said...: It's hard to tell since some of these guys' pants are hitting at mid-chest level, but I'll go with Matthew McConaughey... I mean... Paul Newman.
At 8:09 PM, zachary said...: That James Dean pic is hilarious lol!! fail hahaha..
At 8:29 PM, RoSe said...: hipsterical... !!
I love your captions and I vote for Mr. Newman -and second the comment about dressing my salad anyday,... OMG, my glasses are fogging.
At 9:21 PM, birdykins said...: Paul Newman wins every contest ever.

Oh, Paul.

I make out with his salad dressing label sometimes, just to be close to him.
At 9:21 PM, Michelle Roger said...: That picture of Paul Newman is fine, but I just can't go past my Atticus.
At 8:14 AM, inflammatory writ said...: Newman. NO CONTEST. That man was gorgeous.
At 8:41 AM, Angie said...: Ooooh my vote is for the young Paul Newman.. heellooo!!!
At 1:13 PM, Becky B. said...: Mmmm, Paul Newman, so delicious. I would like to have been Newman's Own, if you know what I'm sayin'.
At 4:50 PM, Age said...: Paul Newman all the way! Too bad those are dead abs though, I guess, if he weren't, they'd be really old-guy abs. Not my favorite.
At 5:32 PM, IT (aka Ivan Toblog) said...: Well those are all well and good, but Kiana Tom gets my vote
At 6:40 AM, Amy said...: Paul Newman!
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous said...: Oddly I'm not at all into blondes as a rule, yet I'd take Paul Newman (yum!) and even Steve McQueen, from that list. Paul Newman though...lovely. Those eyes. That smile. And he made great pasta sauce too!
At 11:13 AM, Sarah said...: I can't even answer this adequately because any time I see young Brando's pretty, pretty face I get all...incoherent.
At 4:50 PM, Fragrant Liar said...: Paul Newman, anytime of the day or night or in my dreams. Plus, I'd be mesmerized by his eyes more than his pecs anyway.

Bring it on, baby blue eyes.
At 1:59 PM, Erika said...: Brando wins overall body. Newman wins overall hotness. Heston wins best chest hair. McQueen wins for going commando.

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