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Monday, March 29, 2010

Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Dude?

While I work on a post about being a poor hipster...

Who Has the Best Abs for a Dead Guy?
What is your pick?



"I may or may not be wearing underwear right now. You decide."

             "Do you think these pants conceal my hips? I feel fat today."

                 "Come any closer and I'll slice you with my abs."

         I never knew Paul Newman was Jewish. My grandma would approve!


                           Fail.

                         "Cary, do you think this makes us look gay?"

                                                What a bush!

                  "Hello, Hunter? Guess what I'm wearing right now...."

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28 Comments:

At 1:03 PM, Blogger Melanie's Randomness said...

Oh your captions are too funny! I like the one on the pool board! I think Marlon Brando & Paul Newman had the best.

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger a blount said...

paul newman ftw.

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger Chai Latté said...

My vote is for Jesus!

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

ooo i love me some steve mcqueen!

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Sassy said...

Mmmmm. Dead Paul Newman. [Cool] Hands [Luke] down.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger VegKat said...

Rock Hudson is my gay (dead) boyfriend, but I'm gonna have to say Paul Newman. My Jewish fetish is almost as strong as my gay fetish. Almost.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger April said...

Mmmmm... a young (and breathing) Paul Newman. Nice. In high school I dated a guy whose dad looked just like Paul Newman. I practically lived at their house. Good times.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Johana Hill said...

I'm going for Paul Newman's abs too! ;p

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger Sarah_J_Evans said...

Can I add a nominee? Please?!!

Google seach images for Joseph Pilates (founder of the exercise regime).

Abs to die for at any age!!

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger EmilyGustafson said...

Paul Newman! He's so hot!

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger T!nK said...

pauul muthafuckin newman!! lol

 
At 6:33 PM, Blogger Julie, The Wife said...

Paul Newman can put his dressing on my salad any day.

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Layla Winterborne said...

Oh god...Steve McQueen...

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Colleen said...

It's hard to tell since some of these guys' pants are hitting at mid-chest level, but I'll go with Matthew McConaughey... I mean... Paul Newman.

 
At 8:09 PM, Blogger zachary said...

That James Dean pic is hilarious lol!! fail hahaha..

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger RoSe said...

hipsterical... !!
I love your captions and I vote for Mr. Newman -and second the comment about dressing my salad anyday,... OMG, my glasses are fogging.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger birdykins said...

Paul Newman wins every contest ever.

Oh, Paul.

I make out with his salad dressing label sometimes, just to be close to him.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Rusty Hoe said...

That picture of Paul Newman is fine, but I just can't go past my Atticus.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger inflammatory writ said...

Newman. NO CONTEST. That man was gorgeous.

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger Angie said...

Ooooh my vote is for the young Paul Newman.. heellooo!!!

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Texanthropology said...

Mmmm, Paul Newman, so delicious. I would like to have been Newman's Own, if you know what I'm sayin'.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger Adrienne Hadaway said...

Paul Newman all the way! Too bad those are dead abs though, I guess, if he weren't, they'd be really old-guy abs. Not my favorite.

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger IT said...

Well those are all well and good, but Kiana Tom gets my vote

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger Amy said...

Paul Newman!

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger The Vegetable Assassin said...

Oddly I'm not at all into blondes as a rule, yet I'd take Paul Newman (yum!) and even Steve McQueen, from that list. Paul Newman though...lovely. Those eyes. That smile. And he made great pasta sauce too!

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

I can't even answer this adequately because any time I see young Brando's pretty, pretty face I get all...incoherent.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger Fragrant Liar said...

Paul Newman, anytime of the day or night or in my dreams. Plus, I'd be mesmerized by his eyes more than his pecs anyway.

Bring it on, baby blue eyes.

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Erika said...

Brando wins overall body. Newman wins overall hotness. Heston wins best chest hair. McQueen wins for going commando.

 

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