A Burger Short of a Combo Meal

My next post should be the 3rd installment of my date with "The Beautiful, Yet Doltish Unemployed Actor Who Liked Nickelback", but I got bored with the story. Here is the ending- we dated for a month, I realized that he was a few peas short of a casserole, he accused me of faking my interest in him due to the fact that I may or may not have made the face below the entire three unnecessarily loud minutes we knocked boots, he banished me to my own couch, we parted ways the next morning not before he asked me what the difference between a PC and a Mac is and if a Mac can get on the internet. He recently reached out to me on Facebook explaining that he's working as a waiter at a chain restaurant in Dallas and that's about it. I noticed on his profile page that his girlfriend's birth year has a "9" as the third digit in. His is a "7".

So in replace of that, here are some photos of our adventures next to a dumpster and in a shower this weekend.

I'm lucky to know the lovely Annie and Emily below. Check out Emily's blog at Thar She Blargs.

These photos will ultimately be up on American Apparel's California Select blog and I've been told I can no longer make self-deprecating comments about such things.